My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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