I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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