Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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