i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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