Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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