well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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