OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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