Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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