he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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