Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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