No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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