It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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