I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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