u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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