this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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