as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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