And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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