what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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