why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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