My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
It's just like the Real World with babies
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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