She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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