Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we made out on top of his cat.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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