There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I want you more than these girls want KFC
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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