Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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