This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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