dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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