I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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