Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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