You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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