I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
