My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Randomize