FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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