That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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