Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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