There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize