There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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