It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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