glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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