Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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