What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
