Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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