I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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