who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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