"it" just moved
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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