The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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