I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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