brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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