Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I still have a little drunk in my system
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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