Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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