Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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