He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize