I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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