i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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