you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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